luni, 8 decembrie 2008

Asa am fost candva

Multumita Mihneei, mi-am adus aminte de farmecul unic al vietii de student la arhitectura. Cei care n-au avut placerea de a gusta din acest minunat fruct au acum sansa de a afla ce au pierdut.

Asadar, you know you are an architect student when:

The alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
You're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially during Structures lectures
You know what Superglue tastes like.
You celebrate space and observe your birthday.
Coffee and Red Bull are tools, not treats.
People are nauseated just by smelling your caffeine breath.
You are surprised when you see a new building in your school.
You think it's possible to create space.
You've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend.
You fight with inanimate objects.
You've fallen asleep in the bathroom.
Your brother or sister thinks he or she is an only child.
You've listened to all your CDs in less than 48 hours.
You're not seen in public.
You lose your house keys for a week and you don't even notice.
You've brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the university's bathroom.
You've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair, and you've started to appreciate inheriting baldness.
You've used an entire role of film to photograph the footpath.
You know the exact time the vending machines are refilled.
You always carry your deodorant.
You become excellent at recycling when making models.
When you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine.
You've danced YMCA with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body.
You take notes and leave messages with a rapidograph and colour markers.
You combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal.
You see holidays only as extra sleeping time.
You've got more photographs of buildings than of actual people.
You've taken your girlfriend (boyfriend) on a date to a construction site.
You've realised that French curves are not that exciting.
You can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can't print it's chaos.
When you're being shown pictures of a trip, you ask about the human scale.
You can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel.
You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name as if you knew them (Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman).
You buy 50 dollars worth of magazines that you haven't read yet.
When someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel offended.

Va rog sa ma credeti ca exact asa este :)

3 comentarii:

Adi spunea...

Warning! Lovesc sub centura (sort of...)

"You've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair, and you've started to appreciate inheriting baldness."

Asa se explica podoaba ta capilara... asa ca sa nu te mai intrebi "cum de?" :D :P

Insa nu te simti singur... si eu mi-am pierdut cam jumate din coama si inca ma chinui sa o recuperez

Night Elf spunea...

Stai linistita, inca ma simt norcos. Cel de la care am aceasta mostenire era bold cu acte pe vremea cand era muuuuult mai tanar asa ca as putea fi chiar invidiat:)

HotHor81 spunea...

foarte tare fff adevarate toate:))